chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

chanzterritory:

Practising with pixels, diferent sizes [200% zoom]

(I need sleep T.T)

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my lovely lovely Cleo <3 

9 photos of Zachary Quinto - requested by hiddockery

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Contrary to Popular Belief…

thescienceofjohnlock:

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

• I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
• I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
• I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
• I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
• I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
• I do not watch anything just for hot guys

• I can still appreciate that they are really hot 

Anastasia’s Blue Dress Appreciation Post

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joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

teenage-hoodlum:

watercolor floral tattoos

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